Top 14 reasons to invade Switzerland
- They’re not with us, so they must be against us.
- Once we control Geneva, we can modify the Geneva Convention.
- When was the last time Switzerland won a war?
- To see how long they remain neutral.
- They refuse to refund us for the holes in their cheese.
- Zurich and Geneva recognize gay marriage.
- Four percent of Switzerland is muslim.
- To freeze (and take) ill-gotten funds in Swiss bank accounts.
- Their army keeps supplying small knives to terrorists.
- To send a message to all the other “neutral” countries.
- They would never expect it.
- Easiest way to go to war with the entire rest of the world.
- Retaliation for tricking us into signing the Geneva Convention after WWI.
- To sieze control of lucrative domain names such as getri.ch and coo.ch.